Doodle and Bean: Just for laughs

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."

"If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it"

"In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television"

"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding"

"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you"

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery"

25 Inspiring Quotes From 25 Years of 'Oprah'

1. Everyone just wants to be seen.

2. The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams.

3. Live from the heart of yourself.

4. Use your life to serve the world.

5. You are not alone.

6. When you know better, you do better. (Maya Angelou)

7. Nobody but you is responsible for your life.

8. When your child enters the room, does your face light up? (Toni Morrison)

9. Take responsibility for the energy you bring to me. (Dr. Jill Bolt Taylor)

10. Everything you done to me, already done to you. (Alice Walker)

11. Turn your wounds into wisdom.

12. Don't wait for someone else to complete you. Jerry Maguire was just a movie.

13. We often block our own blessings because we don't recognize we're worthy enough.

14. You're worthy because you were born. You alone are enough.

15. I trust that everything happens for a reason, even if we are not wise enough to see it.

16. Try saying to your loved ones: "I see you. I hear you. And what you say matters to me."

17. Your life is speaking to you. What does it say?

18. Everybody has a calling, and your real job in life is to find it.

19. Be your best self.

20. Luck is preparation meeting opportunity.

21. There's always room to grow when you lead with the truth.

22. Forgiveness is giving up the hope that the past could have been any different.

23. What God intended for you goes far beyond anything you can imagine.

24. You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

25. Choose love over fear.

Doodle and Bean

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Just for laughs

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