It's no secret I have one of the blackest thumbs around. I have said many times that the only things I can get to grow are children, but that's only because they remind me to feed and water them.
Even though I am death personified, complete with black cloak and sickle, when it comes to horticulture, I truly love plants and flowers and would give my eye teeth to have a beautiful Southern garden filled to overflowing with native species.
I wish for the day we either win the lottery or Jeff gets a massive raise so that I can hire me a nice landscaper who will not only make my dream garden a reality, but who will also return on a regular schedule to prune, weed, feed and otherwise tend it so that I don't have to even touch the pretty flowers and plants. After all, the tiniest touch from me would likely send them into a death spiral plus I don't like getting all hot and sweaty so I'll let the professionals do their job while I watch from afar preferably under the air conditioning.
If we do ever get to the point to where Jeff gives me the go-ahead to hire the aforementioned landscaper, I intend to give he or she the following photos so they will know exactly what I want from them.
This is so pretty. I haven't the faintest idea what any of these plants are named, but I love them and want them in some dirt at my house.
Gorgeous! I love the purple hydrangeas, pink lilies and pink and red impatiens. I also intend to tell my (imaginary (for now)) landscaper to install a fountain somewhere on our property. I don't necessarily want elephants, but I'll take them over peeing cherubs or a fake water pump.
Elephant ears are a must in my garden. The take me back to my childhood where such a plant held court in my grandparents' front yard. Also, I love how sleek they look after a nice rain shower.
I love irises. We actually have some that have thrived and have the loveliest crimson blooms. I don't touch them for fear they will wither and die, but Jeff seems to be fairly adept at tending them, Our landscaper will have to plant many more of these beauties.
Black-eyed Susans are a favorite flower of mine. I adore how their bright yellow petals stand out around their deep black center. I also love that they are heat and drought tolerant both of which can wreak havoc on an Alabama garden.
I want lots of ferns in my garden. They are so simple, yet so beautiful. A few years ago Jeff bought me two ferns for Mother's Day. It should surprise no one that they met an untimely death caused from me hanging them in the blistering sun simply because I thought they looked pretty on my porch and was unaware they didn't love constant light and heat.
There must be a crape myrtle in my landscape. I can't believe I've lived in this house seven and a half years and still don't have one. How can I tell anyone I am a true Southerner when I don't have one of these fabulous trees in my yard?
If I had to have just one flower in my yard it would be the daffodil. I have always lurrrrrved these flowers, which are like little bits of sunshine that you can cut and bring in the house. However, my momma, God rest her soul, was passionate about these lovelies so, therefore, I am reminded of her each time I gaze upon one.
Red geraniums were also a favorite of momma's. She always planted a bunch in a pot on her front porch. I want lots of these too.
Marigolds also factored heavily in momma's flower beds. Some folks would argue these bright flowers are nothing more than stinky weeds, but I love them because my momma loved them and hope to have lots of them at my house some day.
Mums are fantastic flowers for Southern gardens. They come in a rainbow of colors, don't need a lot of petting, tend to be quite tolerant of temperature fluctuations and come back year after year. I intend to direct my landscaper to install lots of these throughout our yard.
I cannot look upon an old maid without thinking of my grandparents' home where these hardy flowers lined one side of the driveway and took up a whole row in the garden. As a child, I caught many, many butterflies just by hanging around these flowers. It's imperative I have some of these in my dream garden.
Purple has been my favorite color since I was three and could articulate my color preferences. I cannot imagine having a garden and not having some of these lovely purple crocus in it. After all, the color is divine and these beauties poke their heads up from the cold ground to announce the coming of spring either of which, to me, is reason enough to include them in the plans.
I couldn't tell you the real name of these flowers, but I have always known them as ballerina flowers because when held upright by the stem and twirled they resemble a delicate ballerina performing en pointe. A slew of these flowers grew by the side of the road across the street from where I grew up. I used to pick bunches of them each time I passed either on my way to or from my best friend's house. I'd love to have some at my home for me to enjoy with my girls.
Space must be found in my yard for a Rose of Sharon bush. I have always wanted one of these especially since they remind me so much of my momma, my aunt and my grandparents all of whom had one in their respective yards.
Cannas are another flower that takes me back to my childhood and comforts me just by their presence. I want these in every available color.
I cannot say I will ever see this dream come to fruition; but I am proud to know, should we ever hit the jackpot or see Jeff suddenly be awarded a substantial pay raise, that I have a plan in place.